Reality

Funny one but happens some where in the world..

if our kid asks him what inflation is, our answer would be:

Inflation is when I pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut, I used to get for five dollars when I had hair.

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one.

if our kid ask us why do you go to work, our response would be:

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of loan payments