Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Lion's Onsite Experience.

As more and more Indian Tech savy people always dream about going abroad here is a small imagination story which i heard from a friend some time earlier.

In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo. The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India. The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered. The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, 'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with
your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas to me?'
The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but .. did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!

Moral of the story: Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anwin said...

Good one dude

Wednesday, November 29, 2006 8:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol! Good one! :D

Wednesday, November 29, 2006 9:03:00 PM  
Anonymous priya said...

That was hilarious and a good one.

Thursday, November 30, 2006 8:15:00 PM  
Blogger Deaths Head Roy said...

hmm.....good one da.....get me a US visa...hehe or a beer

Thursday, November 30, 2006 8:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a good one! So true!

Tuesday, December 05, 2006 10:13:00 AM  

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