Nice ones to Read.

This below words are taken from the blog : mypassionandmyhate

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.