Thursday, December 21, 2006

Nice ones to Read.


This below words are taken from the blog : mypassionandmyhate

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.

9 Comments:

Blogger kavya said...

nice words once again...
the best one is...

**What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.

so true...

Thursday, December 21, 2006 1:20:00 PM  
Blogger Ash said...

Hilarious! Enjoyed reading this...

Thanks for visiting my blog!

Thursday, December 21, 2006 3:33:00 PM  
Blogger Ash said...

Also, i loved the Hoobastank track!Thanks for sharing..

Thursday, December 21, 2006 3:41:00 PM  
Blogger Thenraj said...

-/Kavya,

Thx for visiting my blog.

-/Ash,

I loved the song too..its amazing..

Thursday, December 21, 2006 4:44:00 PM  
Blogger San said...

Some were amusing :)

Friday, December 22, 2006 4:55:00 PM  
Blogger kavya said...

Merry Christmas thenraj.

Saturday, December 23, 2006 12:46:00 PM  
Blogger Ash said...

Merry Christmas to you!

Monday, December 25, 2006 7:13:00 AM  
Anonymous sachin said...

Really nice! I’ve seen some of them earlier. Like-
Algebra, marriage is a three ring circus, what is the thinnest book in the world. Anyway thanks for such a nice posting.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006 11:24:00 AM  
Blogger Pritika Gupta said...

i liked these

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?


Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006 4:49:00 PM  

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