Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Funny things to Consider...(Actually Don't)

* Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

* Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

* Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

* If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

* My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

* A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)

* For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

* Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

* Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!

* A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

* Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

* Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away just a week before you need it.

* Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

* There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".

* People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

* You should not confuse your career with your life.

* Never lick a steak knife.

* The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

* You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.


Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

10 Comments:

Blogger mystery said...

hmmm...good ones raj..

* A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)*....sooo true...i have experinced with someone...:P

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 8:47:00 PM  
Blogger Ponnarasi Kothandaraman said...

//Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.//

This was too good :)

Tuesday, February 20, 2007 11:55:00 PM  
Blogger Ash said...

Interesting ones!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 11:08:00 AM  
Blogger Vignesh.C said...

Lots of stuff to think about doc ...

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 1:04:00 PM  
Blogger praveen said...

don't lick ur steak knife...

hahhahahhaha....

that was really good

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 2:06:00 PM  
Blogger Thenraj said...

-/ All,

Thanks guys..

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 9:06:00 PM  
Blogger priya said...

Destructive= gossip and I totally
agree with you buddy:))

Damn cool.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 11:48:00 PM  
Blogger kavya said...

**Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away just a week before you need it.

I absolutely agree with u on this one :)

nice one liners..
keep posting

Thursday, February 22, 2007 10:38:00 AM  
Blogger Perspective Inc. said...

Hhahahaha!Nice one!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:31:00 AM  
Blogger Neha said...

good ones!! and i really liked the last one.. very nice :)

Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:24:00 PM  

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