Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Performance vs Position.

A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!

God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years. God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.

'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED'

"It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts."
PS: From a mail which i received.



Blogger Kavi said...


My God !

Tuesday, January 06, 2009 4:19:00 PM  
Blogger N said...

Heard this one :)

Thursday, January 22, 2009 4:10:00 PM  
Blogger Cindrella said...

good one.......

Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:31:00 PM  
Blogger THE DYNAMIC NATURE Faheem said...

good joke.

Saturday, February 07, 2009 2:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anwin said...

Dei Thenraj.... guess you will be there for the Heavy Metal bloggers meet... great. This is a reminder and it will be great if you can confirm again by putting a comment on http://www.indiblogger.in/bloggermeet.php?id=24 or mail me at anwin at indiblogger dot in or give me a call at 9880518019. Thanks

Thursday, February 12, 2009 11:13:00 AM  
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Blogger Praveen R. said...

nice - so you still blog eh

Thursday, April 23, 2009 9:28:00 AM  
Blogger workhard said...

That was a darn good example..LOVED IT!!!!!

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Saturday, August 01, 2009 12:12:00 AM  

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