Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Lion's Onsite Experience.

As more and more Indian Tech savy people always dream about going abroad here is a small imagination story which i heard from a friend some time earlier.

In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo. The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India. The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered. The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, 'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with
your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas to me?'
The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but .. did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!

Moral of the story: Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!

Thursday, November 23, 2006

True Love.

As teenagers we knew nothing of love and saw it just as a romantic imagination which was woven in the air with illusions and mirages. It was just an external projection, but actually love is a difficult as well as a deep word. Its core is formed by kindness, understanding and respect towards the individual.

Here its a little conversation between two young people.

Ajay and Vinay were watching the last World Cup over drinks and joints. They were particularly in a great mood as they got to catch up with each other and enjoy watching the sports they used to play when they were young. Ad commercials came as a break from the intensity of the match and they broke into a conversation.

Ajay said, “Doesn’t that model walk like Rini? Oh man! what a woman she is.”

Vinay: “Yes, she was only 21 and so sexy!”

Ajay: “How I wanted to woo her, but she fell for you. Lucky dog!”

Vinay: “But dude, she was terrific!”

Ajay: “Yes, 34-26-34!”

Vinay: “But why didn’t anyone of us want to marry her?”

Ajay stubbed his cigarette, stretched his leg, pulled his collar and said, “No, my friend, a wife should be different. That was not love. Love is something totally different.”

Vinay: “But we always felt that love is all about sexy figure, a good looking face that makes the temperature rise.”

Ajay: “Such women aren’t made for serious relationships. One needs a wife for life. And that commitment only comes from a woman who is homebound and dedicated to the family. We can’t handle women who are like fireflies. We can’t handle tension at home. Home should be a place where you can relax. Only a family woman can offer you all that.”

According to me that’s love: Emotional comfort or True Love

Courtesy: Deccan Chronicle - November 19 2006 issue.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

New Addition to Periodic Table.

Element Name: GIRL

Symbol : Gi

Atomic Weight : Dont even try to find out

Physical Properties : Generally boils at anything and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly, very bitter if mishandled.

Chemical Properties : Very Active, Highly unstable, Possesses strong affinity with Gold, Silver, Platinum and Precious stones.

Very Volatile when left alone.

I got this in forwarded SMS.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Harlem GlobeTrotters

Harlem Globetrotters is the best basketball show team from US was here in Bangalore for their show. Me and my friend anoop went to saw show it started at 7pm at the starting a lad dressed in globe doing some crowd cheerup tricks and after some time the opponent team who is playing against globe trotters. After that the main team came after some introduction and some trick shots which was very nice to watch they began to play the match even though it was a preplanned one it was very fun watch them playing some nice shoots into the baskets. In the middle of the game they brought the audience to the centre and gave some official merchadise of them. Finally after 2hrs of this fun they won the match. Then they began the autograph session all the kids ran towards them to get autograph one among them was my friend anoop he collected 9 autographs from all the players.

Finally it was a good show and 2hrs of entertainment and i was amased the speed of the players while playing the game. While returning home i was thinking when our indian basketball team will play like this..

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Helmet Rule for Two Wheelers in Bangalore.

Finally, after two years of stuggle by the government of karnataka they implemented the compulsory helmet rule for the two wheelers espescially in bangalore from November 1 2006. But the rule starts effectively from 6th onwards as the police give time for the commuters to buy their own helmets if they dont have. Yesterday that means Nov 7th in the bangalore alone some around 3,400 people are charged for not wearing the helmets each are fined 100 rs each. So yesterday alone by the helmet penalty government earned Rs. 3 ,40,000/- One among the person who was charged for not wearing the helmet was a Police Sub inspector.

Is helmet really helpful for the people?

Yes, i saves the life when the two wheeler person met with an accident and avoids head injury which is the most common among the road accidents.

But in hyderabad college going girls have different argument.

For them it spoils the hair looks. As they are spending large amount of money to take care of their hairs. So they are not even bothered about the helmet rule. Simple they pay the fine and escapes. I saw that in NDTV news channel some time ago. So everyday if they 100rs. think about monthly and annually. Oops thats quite a lot of money.

What you people of thinking about wearing helmet while riding a two wheeler???

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Money spending nature of Indians

Earlier days people thought of future in mind and keep saving money in many forms like Saving Bank, Fixed deposit or even investing in buying land. They worried about the future, as there are more uncertainity in the future. That is true as we humans dont know what will happen in the future. But now a days that trend is gradually loosing its shape as we people are spending money in lots of other activities apart from necessity.Last Month my friend told me that he wants to buy a handycam and we put a budget of rs. 20,000 and we went to e-zone, koramangla, Bangalore. We saw the entry level models as we decided to buy that earler. so we choosed one model from JVC which cost 19,000. we are happy then suddenly there was another model from JVC which cost 40,000 came in the picture and we lost control and finally we purchased that. More importantly that we purchased the camera in credit card. As now a days credit card companies are sucking our money through schemes like EMI. My friend told me that he can put EMI for 20 months so that i will be paid off. This is just a example, this is what happening in india thanks to the IT boom. People lost control of everything.

When i earn 6,000 rs per month and i spend it through the month along after 25th of everymonth there will be a shortage. The same thing is happening when a person is earning 60,000rs per month.

How many people are really saving money now a days??????

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Lets eradicate Child Pornography

The innocent victims of Internet child abuse cannot speak for themselves.

But we can.

With our help, they can eradicate this evil trade.

They do not need our money.

All we need to do is light a candle of support.

We're aiming to light at least One Million Candles by December 31, 2006.