Funny things to Consider...(Actually Don't)
* Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
* Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
* Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
* If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
* My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
* A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)
* For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
* Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
* Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!
* A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
* Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
* Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away just a week before you need it.
* Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
* There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
* People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
* You should not confuse your career with your life.
* Never lick a steak knife.
* The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
* You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
* Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
* Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
* If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
* My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
* A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)
* For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
* Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
* Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!
* A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
* Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
* Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away just a week before you need it.
* Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
* There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
* People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
* You should not confuse your career with your life.
* Never lick a steak knife.
* The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
* You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
posted by Thenraj at 8:17:00 PM
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